thekingwizard:

One time my friend sent me these pictures, with no explanation, and then called me, and I thought she was crying, but apparently she was laughing really hard. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life. 

This is what happens when you put a lava lamp on the stove. 

arlingtondr:

dont-google-yourself:

one day im going to be too lazy to breathe and just die 

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

owl-ler:

you guys dont understand how stupidly hilarious puns are to me like i’ll just laugh and laugh at the dumbest ones

buttcamp:

have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever

voodooling:

Bored.

Made a Tavros tile wallpaper.

ok.

BIRDY BIRDY BIRDY BIRDY BIRDY

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Anonymous asked: how often do u masturbate 2 urs and franks convosl????"

- biza

failbag:

FUN FLORIDA ACTIVITIES:

start running and build up as much speed as you possibly can and then throw yourself at one of these